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WE COME IN PEACE FOR ALL ONLINE
(FINAL DISPATCH. JANUARY 27, 2003) Our Final Dispatch contains reports from SpaceBrother Dustin DeWynne, who was sent to exotic Nuevo Jersey; a look at La Dolce Vita in Bologna, Italy from SpaceBrother Spike; and candid Canuckian camera moments from Canadia, our Exotic Neighbor to the North. Thank you SpaceBrother Fred Corvette! Finally, there's a selection of Random Postcards from Terra, photo'd in San Francisco, New York State, Colorado, Iowa and Bala Cynwyd, PA.
We have no immediate plans to send more SpaceBrothers on tour. We hope you have found the results of this expedition worthwhile. Thank you, World Wide Web, for your attention.
(DISPATCH 3. JANUARY 20, 2003) Will we ever learn the identity of the unknown SpaceBrothers who started appearing after the sighting in France? The Mystery of The Portland Triangle is all we know about a city where TWO SpaceBrothers went, but THREE arrived.
The clash of the titans in SPØRK Meets Spiderman is a epic tale with a tragic ending. Dare we hope that this is the end of the evil Webbish one? He was soooo RUDE to SPØRK! And this German trifle, Ich Bin Ein Berliner, isn't that supposed to be about a Danish pastry? And who is that Fraulein I saw you with?
We're all looking for answers, and maybe we'll find some after we go Rockin' the Rockies, drop in on a kid-friendly adventure in the Heart of Suburbia, and experience the sheer joie de vivre of Another Perfect Day, I Love El Lay. Name that intersection and win my hearty congratulations!
(DISPATCH 2. JANUARY 13, 2003) This SpaceBrothers World Tour project web site is now getting visitors from all over Terra; at the same time, reports of random sightings of mystery brothers are filling our email inbox. We must continue to spread the truth about the SpaceBrothers - we come in peace for all online - no matter what paranoid bigots may say.
This week's reports include the sensational email from New Zealand that documents sightings there, and two light-hearted photoessays from Europe and The Higher Celestial Realms. One SpaceBrother ("Electric Cranberry") joined a biker gang in Los Angeles and lived to tell the tale. Sadly, the Brother involved in audio documentation has not been in touch since weeks. We can only guess about the meaning of the photo that accompanied his MP3 files.
"love is all you need" © 2002 ankh
"arrival" © 2002 david adam edelstein
(DISPATCH 1. JANUARY 6, 2003) This SpaceBrothers World Tour project amazes me more each day. I just wanted to send some Brothers to visit online pals ("We come in peace for all online") and see what kind of reports and photos came back. The Brothers were looking forward to recording their adventures as well. Then iMac-using SpaceBrother France showed up in a newspaper there and the random sightings - the random WORLD-WIDE sightings - began.
How to react to JP's emailed photos of some partyin' Brothers she just CHANCED upon in New Zealand? We never sent any Brothers to New Zealand! I began to suspect unknown forces might be at work, but it was just a twinge really, like the scent of a skunk falling in the forest when nobody's there. When b!X snagged a shot of a Mystery Brother lurking in a store window on S.E. Divison Street in Portland, my suspicions grew.
Then LVX sent in a XXX-pixture of another mystery Brother in bed with a half-nekkid woman. (LVX says he found it in some promotional materials from an amateur prØn site he was "reviewing"). I was convinced then that THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE entities were involved.
The project began routinely enough, with the arrival in Los Angeles of The §$¥±% Away Team from the transporter facility in Cleveland, Ohio. At SpaceBrothers World Headquarters, I assigned each Brother a "host family" and sent them on their way. Their mission - and the mission of the host families: observe and report.
The first SpaceBrother's report we got back -"I Was An Alien Lab Rat" - was a little disturbing....
